For the modern person, always in need of constant stimulation and validation, the good old private diary is no longer enough. Every questionable, chaotic, and unhinged personal thought can be quickly pushed onto the unsuspecting public, regardless of how they feel about it.
So here is a collection of posts from X (formerly tweets from Twitter) that showcase all the funniest personal thoughts people perhaps should have kept to themselves. Get comfortable before you scroll through and be sure to upvote your favorites. And if you are feeling inspired, share your own thoughts and experiences in the comments section below.
#1 God Has Protected Me
#2 Put Em Outside By The Dumpsters
#3 Why Stop There?
#4 Fake Number
#5 Some People Change
#6 The Retirement Age
#7 Dead Malls
#8 Heavy Machinery
#9 This Dad Has One Great Son
#10 “It Just Wont Work” It Actually Does
#11 Wow. Medical Debt Causes Divorce For Married Couple Of 52 Years
#12 Basics Of Billionaires …
#13 Management
#14 No Narcs
#15 There Is No Such A Thing As Teacher Shortage
#16 I Wholeheartedly Approve
#17 Why Are It Guys Such D**ks?
#18 Burn It All Down….m4a Now
#19 People Are Morons
#21 I’d Like To See It
#22 Real Money
#23 This Tweet Is So Accurate
#24 Do Taxes Have To Be This Complicated?
#25 Makes Sense
#26 It Never Ends
#27 Let’s Tell The Whole Truth
#28 Lol 🤣
#29 She Is 19. Leo Is 48
#30 But I’ll Still Tell Him
#31 Beware
#32 Literally No One
#33 Works Like A Charm
#34 One Of The Evils Of Capitalism Involves Punishing People For Helping Others Or Showing Charity
#35 Things Have Changed
#36 Oooooffff
#37 Ancient Greece Wasn’t Gay
