50 Examples Of Petty Revenge

#1 Grandma’s Revenge

#2 Petty Revenge

#3 Who Left This On My Car In Lot 30 I Just Wanna Talk

#4 Locked My Cat In The Bathroom While I Made A Meal Because He Was Being Annoying. Revenge Was Had

#5 Some People Just Gotta Learn The Hard Way

Should You Go Through With Petty Revenge?

If you’re seriously planning to take revenge on someone, you should ask yourself whether it’ll make you feel better. We often generate what seems to us evil revenge ideas just to irritate people we perceive as our enemies in work or personal life. It’s one of those urges that we feel quite often but rarely discuss, says the director and owner of the Dialectical Behavior Therapy Center, Karyn Hall, Ph.D.

“The struggle with revenge is centuries old,” she wrote for Psychology Today. “Shakespeare said, ‘If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?’ Shakespeare clearly thought revenge was as normal and predictable as the sun rising.”

“But what about the idea that revenge is self-destructive? Confucius said, ‘Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.’ Gandhi seemed to agree with him when he said, ‘An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind.’”

#6 Half On Disabled Parking And A Half On The Passway To A Mall. Someone Got Really Pissed And Emptied A Jar Of Jam On It

#7 Lad At Work Just Eats Everyone’s Treats. Tomorrow Will Be A Surprise For Him

#8 Someone Parked Wrong And Shop Clerks Took Revenge

#9 You Park In 2 Spots, I Zip Tie A Cart To Your Car

#10 Punk’d

#11 I Skied Back To The Pole Again… To Take This Photo For All Those Men Who Commented “Make Me A Sandwich” On My Tedx Talk

ready to fly out to Union Glacier tomorrow morning (depending on weather). Then we skied over to the Ceremonial South Pole (probably the Pole that everyone knows as the only South Pole – the barbers Pole with the flags) and the actual Geographic South Pole (which moves around 10m each year), which is marked separately. In the afternoon we were given a tour of the Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station. It is seriously as close to what a Base on another planet would be like than anything else on the planet – a mini-town based around the scientific work of the National Science Foundation. Tonight (it never gets dark this time of year) I skied back to the Pole again… to take this photo for all those men who commented “Make me a sandwich” on my TEDX Talk. I made you a sandwich (ham & cheese), now ski 37 days and 600km to the South Pole and you can eat it.

#12 My Neighbor Got His Reindeer Decorations Stolen So They Put Out Grinch Ones Instead

#13 Mad Wife

#14 Deserved Petty Revenge

#15 Evil Genius

What Triggers Revenge?

Hall mentioned that revenge seems to be one of the deepest instincts we have, highlighting that uncontrolled revenge, attack, and counterattack can be blinding and destroy the lives of all involved.

“Maybe the purpose of revenge is in preventing certain hostile actions or the threat of revenge ensures people do not hurt you in the future,” she said. “But sometimes people act revengefully when no good can come of their actions other than to inflict suffering on others.”

“Those actions can go to unfathomable extremes. From lovers running over a beloved iPhone or destroying what their ex most values, to businessmen damaging the careers of those who have rejected them, to students opening fire in school hallways, revenge can be an act of anger, hurt, and power.”

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#16 I Applaud This Level Of Petty

#17 Joe Mode

#18 My Coworker Is A Flat Earther And It’s His Last Day

#19 Making Fish Tacos For The Guy At Work Who Keeps Eating My Lunch

#20 The Best Petty Revenge

Sleep On Your Revenge Ideas

So, how do we deal with the overwhelming impulse of seeking vengeance? Try to fight it for as long as possible. Eventually, it should subside. Analyzing an experiment by Kevin Carlsmith and his colleagues, Hall pointed out that the reason revenge increases anger rather than decreasing it is because of ruminations.

“When people don’t get revenge, they tend to trivialize the event by telling themselves that because they didn’t act on their vengeful feelings, it wasn’t a big deal. Then, it’s easier to forget it and move on. But when people do get revenge, they can no longer trivialize the situation. Instead, they go over and over it and feel worse.”

So, even if you have come up with some petty ways to get revenge on your colleague for constantly losing your stapler, think twice if it’s really worth it. Instead of wasting time on inventing revenge ideas, you could always just start placing your stapler in the drawer and maintain peace of mind. As they say, the best revenge to take on people who irritate you is to live an unbothered, happy life.

#21 When Your Drawing Teacher Assigns 3 Finals So You Secretly Write “You Got Me F****d Up” In Sign Language On Your Final Piece

#22 My Daughter Said She Was Too Old For Notes In Her Lunch – My Reply And Win

#23 Sonic Savagery

#24 Stay Away From The Coffee Creamer At Work

#25 I’ve Carried Chalk In My Car For 10 Months Just So I Could Do This Once. Yesterday Was The Day

#26 Slashed Someone’s Tires Today Because He Parked Like A Jackass.. Was It Justified? I Think So

#27 Ethan Isn’t Playing Around This Semester

#28 My Neighbours Like To Throw Their Cigarette Butts Over The Wall And Onto The Sidewalk. I’m Tired Of Seeing Dogs Eat Them And Kids Play With Them, So I Picked Them Up For Them

#29 Sweet Revenge

#30 Payback

#31 Pothole Birthday Party

#32 I’ve Asked My Neighbor To Please, Please Not Let His Dogs Bark All Night. Today I Received Several Packages In The Mail. Early Tomorrow Morning I’ll Have My Revenge

#33 Jason Is A Mad Man

#34 The Punishment For Petty Theft In My Town Is Making Laps Around The Courthouse With A Sandwich Board Sign That States: “I Am A Thief”

#35 Wouldn’t Help With The Housework; Weeks Of Begging For Help (Because He Lives Here Too) And Picking Up After Him, I Had Put His Game In With My Snake Since I Knew He Was Afraid Of Her

#36 As Revenge For My Brother Wrapping My Christmas Present In Duct Tape Last Year, This Year I’ve Wrapped My Brother’s Present In Concrete! Revenge Best Served Stone-Cold

#37 Joined A Gym, And Was Teased By My Fit Friends Who Workout There. Got My Revenge

#38 The Funniest Thing I’ve Seen In A Long Time, My View From Work

#39 My Neighbour Went On Vacation For A Week And I Decorated His House With Some Inspiring Lyrics From His Least Favourite Band

This was payback from the last time I went on vacation and he decorated my house with penises.

#40 Savage Artist

#41 Someone Stole The Pumpkins Off Of My Porch Last Night. Round Two Punks

#42 This Guy Had Printed Checks Of Him And His New Wife So He Could Write Alimony Checks To His Ex

#43 My Boyfriend Asked Me What I Wanted To Eat & I Said I Don’t Know & This What He Brings Me

#44 I Mixed Carolina Reaper Powder Into Half A Tub Of Ice Cream As Revenge For Food Thief At My Community Freezer

So I transferred to this new college and been living on a pretty nice dorm. After I got settled in, I bought a small tub of ice cream. After eating my fill, I left the rest in the common freezer in the floor lounge. This dorm is only for sophomore and seniors and is not a frat house so I figured it would be okay. Few days later, the whole tub was gone. I was a bit pissed but passed it off as just bad luck. Next week, I bought another tub, this time making sure to write “do not eat” on the outside and a note on the inner side of the lid where I wrote “don’t be a dick.” Yet, just two days later, the ice cream was gone. I really got pissed this time. I seriously doubt anyone who can afford to go to a private college and live on a dorm for their sophomore/senior year has to steal another person’s ice cream. So I sought out ways for revenge. First thought was to mix in laxatives but read that it could be considered poisoning someone. So my next thought was to mix crushed habanero and tested it out but it was masked out by the ice cream because it wasn’t hot enough. So I looked into the hottest pepper I could find and got Carolina Reaper chili powder and did this.

#45 My Roommate Fed A Few Of Us Dog Food Saying It Was Jerky. He Went Away This Weekend. 1km Of Clinging Revenge

We wrapped everything individually and created a giant ball with his shoes randomly through it (bottom left). The testicles are his basketballs with around 100 meters of wrap on each. Around 4 hours of work with help. Its late, he just got back from his flight and he has to work early in the morning. Here we go…

#46 When Your Ex Writes You An Apology Letter So You Grade It To Send It Back

#47 Every Time I Get A Spam Fax At Work I Put The Spammer’s Number On A Free Monkey Flyer And Post It Somewhere Around Town

#48 Revenge Cookies

#49 Pettiness Level 100,000,00. My Husband Was Angry This Morning So He Decided He Was Only Making His Half Of The Bed

#50 Our Neighbors Very Precisely Cleaned Only Their Part Of The Wall

#51 Google Maps Level Neighbor Feud

#52 Perfect Roommate

#53 My Buddy’s Bank Wouldn’t Reverse Some Petty Fees So He Showed Up On The Last Day Of The Month And Closed His 150k Account To Cash

#54 A Man Gets Fed Up With His Roommate’s Mess, So He Creates An Art Gallery With The Mess As Art-Pieces

#55 Tom Beat This Guy’s Score On Mario Bros, So He Took His Revenge With This Nice Little Message

#56 That’s What Happens When You Constantly Park In My Parking Space. Try And Get Out Now… I Don’t Need To Move The Car Until Tomorrow

#57 My Co-Workers Must Enjoy Conflict

#58 My Friend Parked Like A D-Bag. The Neighbor’s Kids Left Him A Message

#59 Revenge Is Sweet

#60 My Wife Is Planning Revenge Against The Annoying Neighbors

#61 Somebody In My Hometown’s Retribution For A Neighbor Leaving Their Dog’s Poop On The Ground

#62 Power Move

#63 High School Romance

#64 Life Pro Tip: Having A Dirt-Cheap Car Allows You To Be Petty In Parkings

#65 This Dad

#66 That’s Gotta Hurt

#67 Fun With Passive-Agressivity

The guy who does this is actually really sweet, but leaves his trash and spills everywhere with no regard for others. Multiple people at my office have talked to him, but he doesn’t care, so we just deal with it. I cleaned it up later but wanted to have some fun in the meantime.

#68 Petty Revenge

#69 When The Ebay Customer Gives U Problems Before U Ship

#70 Though Circumstances Are Sad, Am I The Only One That Finds This Last Dig Rather Humorous?

Also it’s important to mention that the Crowey family was known for its strong personalities and tumultuous relationships.

#71 This Girlfriend Who Came With Printed Messages

#72 Y’all… New Orleans Is Next Level Petty And I Kinda Love It

#73 Throwback To When That One Dude’s Girlfriend Moved Into My House And Started Putting Up Signs To Remind Us To Be Clean

Homegirl made some blended kale smoothie and left this dirty, so I thoroughly cleaned the whole kitchen and left this note.

#74 A Few Months Ago My Fiancée Scared Me With A Cut Out Of Austin Powers, Time For A Little Payback

#75 This Teenager

#76 A Local Business Argument That Resulted In A Spite Fence

#77 Had To Take A Selfie And Blur The Driver’s Face Out As Payback For All The Faces Google Blurred Throughout The Years

#78 I Turn Hotdog Water Into Ice Cubes For Guests That I Don’t Like

#79 Sweet Revenge

So, I was bored last night and was making a house of cards at my desk. My brother comes over (obviously seeing my concentration as I am holding my creation) and playfully slams on the desk, knocking down my beautiful kingdom of cards.
I was pissed.
I immediately plotted my revenge, and sought out to dish out some Justice in a fairly reasonable and graceful manner. This was the result.