50 Unhinged Pics Of People Doing Exactly What They Were Asked To Do

One aspect of theEnglishlanguage that makes it particularly difficult to learn is the fact that we rarely say exactly what we mean. “I’m feeling under the weather” or “I have a frog in my throat” might sound like absolute nonsense to someone unfamiliar with those phrases. And if you say that someone has a “heart of gold,” it would be quite concerning if you were actually referring to their anatomy.

But it’s not always crystal clear when we should adhere to what people sayliterallyor when we should just take it with a grain of salt. And apparently, these misinterpretations often lead to some hilarious situations. Below, you’ll find a list thatWehas compiled of funny examples of people doing exactly as they’re told. So enjoy scrolling through these clever actions and honest mistakes, and be sure to upvote the images that leave you tickled pink!

#1 How To Defeat A Bear

#2 I Was Doing Homework When I Did This

#3 It’s Useless If You Can’t Swim

There are plenty of reasons why someone might not be speaking literally. On one hand, this may be to emphasize how they feel about something. For example, “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse!” Or, “I can’t breathe!” when they’re simply laughing hysterically from a joke their friend told. You might even say that you’ve done something “a thousand times” because it feels like you have, when in reality, you’ve only done it about a hundred times.

We speak in metaphors, idioms and figurative language because it’s much more interesting and evocative than saying exactly what we mean. Just imagine how boring every single conversation would be if we never used hyperbole or flowery language. How could we express ourselves or show our personalities? And don’t even get me started on how boring books would be…

#4 I Asked For A Car Full Of Money For My Birthday, Grandmother Delivers

#5 What Platform Is This On

#6 I Am Indeed Not A Train

While English certainly isn’t the only language that is often spoken non-literally, it’s the one we’ll focus on right now. Since clearly, we all speak it! But these idioms that we all know and love are what makes English one of the more challenging languages to master. To sound like a native speaker, you have to know much more than vocabulary and language. You also have to understand countless phrases, figures of speech and metaphors. It’s definitely an uphill battle!

When it comes to some of the most common idioms used in English, BSC Education notes that “turn a blind eye” is a popular one. What this actually means is to ignore something, as though you didn’t see or notice it. Another popular phrase is “to kick the bucket,” which is an informal, and sometimes even crude, way of referring to someone passing away.

#7 At Least It’s Not Made Out Of Sand

#8 An Amateur Pilot At Best

#9 That Is Hilarious

Have you ever gotten upset with someone because they dropped the ball? Perhaps your colleague forgot to submit a project before the deadline, or your dad forgot to pick you up from school. This is when we make a mistake, often by doing something careless.

Now, if you’re barking up the wrong tree, we’re not actually talking about acting like a dog. This is when you go after someone who has nothing to do with what you’re upset about or what you’re looking for. Maybe you’re blaming your mom for eating the cookie you wanted, but it was actually your sister who took it. Or perhaps you’re complaining to an employee about something that they have absolutely no control over. Either way, you’re barking up the wrong tree, buddy.

#10 They Said He Jumps When He’s Excited.. So Naturally I Was Thinking Just, Jumps Up On You.. No This Dog Literally Jumps

#11 Literally

#12 Can You Talk Real Quick?

Woah, hold your horses! And if you don’t actually have any horses, that’s totally fine. What I really mean is to slow down, be patient and/or relax. But if you do have pet horses, you may have been born with a silver spoon in your mouth. If you came from a wealthy family and have been given everything you could ever need, then I’d say that’s the case. (Regardless of whether or not you own a literal silver spoon.)

#13 This Is The Modern Jack Sparrow

#14 More Than One, In Fact…

#15 He Didn’t Fight

Another confusing aspect of English is that, for some reason, people love using the word “literally” without literally meaning it. For example, you might have heard someone say, “I was literally outside for five seconds, and it started raining!” Now, in reality, they might have been outside for five minutes. But they probably weren’t counting, and they want to exaggerate to emphasize their frustration. So the word “literally” just gets tossed in!

#16 2nd Graders Homework. My Friend’s (Awesome) 6 Yr Old Son Is Autistic And Takes Instructions Literally

#17 I Meaaan

#18 Air Filters Do Their Job

Now, English speakers misusing words for emphasis isn’t exactly a new phenomenon. Mark Forsyth, author of The Etymologicon, told the BBC, “It amuses me that Americans use awesome all the time. They say a bus turning up is awesome, but it can’t possibly fill them with awe. I use excellent all the time, without meaning it’s excelling. Wonderful doesn’t really fill people with wonder, fantastic is strictly speaking like a fantasy.”

#19 Mind Absolutely Blown

#20 After A Huge Meal (Schweinshaxe) In Berlin I Asked For Just A Small Beer. This Is What The Waiter Brought Me:

#21 Imagine Alligators In The Lunch Break At Your Workplace

But why is “literally” such a particularly troublesome word? Ian Brookes, consultant editor at Collins English Dictionairy, says the word is “one of those language bugbears, so we print a special note in the dictionary to advise on the problem.”

“There are always two opposing views – those that believe we must use words very carefully, so that language does not lack precision, and the other side which argues that if people try to fossilize language they limit it,” Brookes told the BBC. “The problem really only occurs when it is not clear which sense is being used.”

#22 That’s A Lot Of Money

#23 So True

#24 Bills Bills Bills

We hope you’re enjoying this list of silly misunderstandings and misinterpretations, pandas! Keep upvoting the ones that you find particularly clever, and let us know in the comments below which phrases you’d like to use literally. Then, if you want to check out another We list featuring people following instructions to a T, look no further than right here!

#25 Heart Rate At 98.7° C

#26 Nobody Knows Such A Person

#27 I Do Too

#28 Girlfriend And Her Friend Spent The Day In Sf

#29 Competition To McDonald’s Have Arrived

#30 Can’t Argue With That

#31 My Son Doing What The Sign Says

#32 My Kids Came In And Told Me There Was Water Coming From The Laundry Room. They Said It Looked Like It Started At The Washer. I Rushed In To Find This